Are you planning on monopolizing the global tobaccoindustry anytime soon? Well then you’ll need a fine piece of apparel to store your monetary assets.
Allow me to present our VulcanicaWallet:
It'sLightweightso your dollar bills will be the only thing attracting gravity.
It'sWaterproofso your ink written checks will not run and ruin your linen trousers.
It'sDurablebecause it's made out of Cork Fabric which uses a natural honeycomb cell pattern that isstrongandresistant to tears.So you can take it to the summit of Mountains when you need some space to contemplate eternal truths.
It'sSimplebecause what is simple is what wins.
It'sSoftto Touchbecause these honeycomb cells are filled with air. So people will know you have a tender heart behind your ferocious wallet.
It'sEasy to Cleanbecause all you need is soap and water so you can keep your money clean.
It's100% Eco-Friendly, PETA approved, and Veganso people will know you are a noble man of moral character.
It'sUniquebecause it's grew on a tree. You can expect anentirely individualpattern which does justice to your profound male soul.
It has2 Compartmentsfor Bills
It has8 Slotsfor Credit Cards
It has 1 Display for an ID or a Photograph of your Car that is Movableand can be used separately