It Comes in Three Sizes 56 - 60 - 62 because we know brains come in different sizes, especially yours, you crazy nerd. That's why you're thinking of buying a hat isn't it? You're modestly trying to hide your profound thoughts. We know what you're up to.
It Has an Adjustable Strap because we know: your brain is so damn huge that you actually need extra space. Please stop boasting.
It's Durable because Nature made Cork Fabric using her special honeycomb cell pattern which makes it strong and resistant to tears. So it's and extra layer of padding for that noggin' of yours.
It's Softto Touch because Nature filled these amazing honeycombs with air, so you can use it as a pillow during important things like Meetings or Lectures because you're brain is so massive that you don't even need to pay attention.
It's Easy to Clean because all you need is soap and water. That hat that is, not your brain. We don't know how to clean that...
It'sLightweightat 84g so you won't even notice it on your head.
It's 100% Vegan because it's made of tree-bark not animal skin.
It's 100% Eco-Friendly because when you take the bark off our trees, they grow back even stronger!.
It's Unique because it's grew on a tree. You can expect an entirely individual pattern that Mother Nature made exactly for you!
It's PETA Approved because they checked us out and said: "We like your style!"